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Affluenza: Catching The Flu On Purpose For $30,000
What would you do for money? Would you catch the flu up your nose on purpose if scientists threw $3,000 aaaaatchooooo? If you said “yes” like Daniel Bennet because that amount is nothing to sneeze at....
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Mars Co-founder Kills Milky Way Seatbelt Eating Passenger
Jacqueline Mars, a co-founder of the candy empire with the same last name, is behind bars thicker than a snicker tonight after causing a car crash Thursday that killed a passenger in a taxi who ate his...
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EMTs Jump Man Who Thought Rapper DMX Was Being Jumped
Three emergency medical technicians were fined $500 and placed on a year’s probation by a New York judge for their role in jumping a passerby who mistakenly thought they were jumping 45-year-old Earl...
View ArticleWalmart Opens First Store In New York (The Refrigerator Basket)
Valley Stream is the closes Wal-Mart will get to the five boroughs (Queens) after more than half of the City Council were arrested at the aforementioned location, according to the other 25 members....
View ArticleWhy Residents of Paper Thin Walled Apartments Don’t Follow the “Love Thy...
“If I was closer to the noise, I would have done something else,” said William Gonzalez, the Pittsburgh man who unknowingly saved his neighbor’s baby from starvation with his girlfriend’s bad cooking...
View ArticleBest Buy Prohibits Black Friday Shoppers From Camping Outside Stores After...
Best Buy asks customers suffering from any form of memory loss to sleep in cars instead of camping outside stores after man misses Black Friday sale thinking he’s in the woods. In hopes of not getting...
View ArticleTaco Bell testing out turning hot sauce packets into fortune cookies
Shanghai, China – Yum China Holdings, Inc. (“Yum China,” NYSE: YUMC), and Taco Bell Corp., the world’s largest Mexican-inspired restaurant chain, today announced that they have fine-tuned a Taco Bell...
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